After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The man from Interbrew sits down and says, "Give me Europe's most popular beer." The barman nods and pours a glass of urine-coloured lager.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The barman gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I reckoned if you fellows aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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