You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,
At a party, one woman said to another,
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father,
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of the
world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
A Woman's Prayer
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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