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Short Tall Tales
The 911 operator was nearing the end of a long shift. As
button 14 lit up red, she sighed.
"Uh there's been a terrible accident, my friend's dead. We're out on a duck shoot. He always was stupid, messing around with his gun. Now he's gone and shot hisself"
The operator's training asserted itself "OK, caller, just take it easy. it might not be as bad as it looks. First, make sure he's dead. Can you do that?"
There's a pause, then the sound of a gunshot."Now what?"
"I have a grand-father clock at home that is so old
A bloke goes to a circus to see the ringmaster. "Any
jobs?" he asks.
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